The Emirate of Eastern Jubar Bat is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.072 billion Eastern Jubar Batians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The all-consuming Eastern Jubar Batian economy, worth 446 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,056 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and the government spends millions of Monies every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Jubar Bat's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eastern Jubar Bat is ranked 153,194^th in the world and 5,654^th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 688.02 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.